D. P. Cole's most memorable
scene and/or quote:
Well, the entire story is memorable for being a waste of time. Does that count? :-)
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D. P. Cole's review and rating:
There's always a writer who thinks that combining established cool characters with a [bad] plot containing comical characters yields a great story. As this story unequivocally proves, only a tremendous waste of time is produced by such a recipe. The villains are beyond stupid as they are cartoon characters, and obviously beyond worrying us when they threaten our guys. A group of tree monkeys, or even The Monkees, would make more convincing adversaries.
Worse, as Scott and Kelly figured out, spending $5000 as an advance of $50000 for a book seemed to be a bit ridiculous. So, obviously, there must be something valuable within that book and thus any suspense this stupidity could ever achieve is lost by this point if you've thought it out by now.
Worst of all, I find it amazing that Kelly goes after a hot high-ranking military Russian chick just because of looks (Kelly and Scotty normally avoid mingling with the enemy and often they correct Russians who say 'comrade' (which means friend) with 'pal' (which means friend). Hence this chasing of her was just plain dumb. Yes, he'd drool. No, he would probably not make any advances as such.) There's a lot more which is bad, but I'd rather not waste time on this episode. Don't bother.
Rating: 1/10
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